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Wii Demotivational Poster


THE END OF WWII - not as complicated as we thought


TAGS: end of wwii
Rating: 4.64/5

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suzieq - January 26, 2012, 9:30 pm
dude, I'm just seeing this one now, I've been laughing my ass off like for 10 mn straight, it is the best poster I've seen so far on MF, hats off
yee357 - October 27, 2011, 6:42 pm
yep yep! "I like IKE!"- maoworks2
yee357 - October 27, 2011, 6:41 pm
"dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets..." lol, Stalin got left out and Tojo got bombed. What do you think Ike? "Amsome!" Can I use this next time I have to explain WWII to my sis? Seriously, it make it a whole lot easier to understand...
NumberXIII - October 26, 2011, 1:05 pm
Aww crap, I lost the game...
Airman - October 26, 2011, 11:39 am
pretty catchy. Maybe that could be used for something someday.. lol
maoworks2 - October 26, 2011, 10:38 am
I like IKE I made that up


3 Years, 7 Months, & 30 Days -


TAGS: wwii pearl harbor war military
Rating: 4.46/5

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Bandit5906 - June 1, 2016, 7:45 pm
And in 2016 we have a stuttering fool of a president apologize the Japan for the bombing we did to them. We warned them by broadcasting what was going to happen and we dropped papers telling them. All POWs would have been murdered if we attacked by land!
Snoots - April 17, 2016, 5:46 pm
Hmmm... premeditated invasion. Sounds like what happened to Native Americans.
Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 1:32 am
@ Thedge --- Because we had won and history has shown that poor winners get another war in 20 years.
Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 5:15 pm
It is much easier to fight an enemy that has borders and fights with conventional weapons.
EmilioDumphque - December 8, 2014, 3:59 am
But we turned the tide in only six months.
Greybeard - December 7, 2014, 9:38 pm
Yes, The Pacific campaign was a brutal period of WWII history.
Thedge - December 7, 2014, 4:55 pm
5'd. But, should say, look at what they did here (Philippines), China, and many more of the Pacific Islands. Pearl Harbor was only a small bit, sadly enough. I was raised to feel guilt regarding Hiroshima & Nagasaki. I do not now, only wonder, why stop?


WII-U - Weeoo Weeoo Weeooooo


TAGS: nintendo wii u ling kungpow
Rating: 4.52/5

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MilDoc - June 9, 2011, 6:10 pm
Pricele55!!!


LEE MARVIN, USMC - He played a lot of tough guys in the movies. But before that, he was a Marine Scout/Sniper. Went on 21 Invasions . He didn't PLAY a Badass... he was the real thing. Semper Fi


TAGS: usmc wwii veteran
Rating: 4.8/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 24, 2011, 6:29 pm
Clark Gable was a tail gunner on Naval bombers during WW2, at the peak of his career. John Wayne stayed home and made movies, pretending to be a hero.
MPsniper - December 19, 2011, 6:22 pm
yeah....but....in this picture, he is in the big red one. army
maoworks2 - December 19, 2011, 12:01 pm
Like All Vets He Lived The War Every Day!


HIDE AND SEEK - You lose, Fräulein.


TAGS: wwii soldiers nazi german women rape
Rating: 2.65/5

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MO - August 18, 2009, 7:00 pm
Well LD, I'm guessing.... 'cause NOBODY'S seen the slippery lil' bastard!! But I am glad that someone saw that comment.....
LogicDude - August 18, 2009, 1:55 pm
MO FTW!!! Why didn't they show how tall he is?
MO - August 17, 2009, 9:22 pm
Psst, hey toots! You seen Kyle? Any of you? no? Damn!
Lena - August 17, 2009, 9:09 pm
Nazi bastards... ugh...
Jmac0585 - July 1, 2009, 9:53 am
Thank you, Sir!
Plug In Baby - June 30, 2009, 11:36 pm
I usually only comment on ones that I give a 1 or a 5 to, you sir, have received the latter. I love it.


OMAHA BEACH -


TAGS: wwii d day
Rating: 4.72/5

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Millzy - August 23, 2016, 9:23 pm
What a great generation!!!!!


TWEETING IS NOT NEW -


TAGS: carrier pigeons wwii
Rating: 4.86/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 10:12 am
WW2? They had radios! More likely the "Great War". They used pigeons a lot.
Reality Lord - June 21, 2011, 6:09 pm

this is epic. fav'd.
Reality Lord - June 21, 2011, 6:09 pm

this is epic. fav'd.


BOOGIE WOOGIE BUGLE BOY -


TAGS: andrews sisters wwii
Rating: 4.82/5

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mario447 - December 10, 2011, 11:14 am
hihi


MAJOR CLARK GABLE - Made 42 Movies, won the Academy Award in 1935. THEN joined the Air Force and flew combat missions over Nazi Germany. That's a Leading Man.


TAGS: wwii veteran air force
Rating: 4.73/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 24, 2011, 6:33 pm
Hey! There was no "Air Force" back then! There was the Army Air Corps.
EmilioDumphque - December 24, 2011, 6:32 pm
Oops. I thought he was tail-gunner in a Navy Privateer. (B-24 variant)


WHAT WAS I THINKING!?! - I can't fly this thing!




A DILEMMA -


TAGS: the final countdown wwii
Rating: 4.71/5

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Aurielius - September 29, 2015, 7:37 am
You whip out your 'future iPhone' call Obama who tells you to stand down because he has drawn a line in the sand and those pesky Japs wouldn't dare attack now.
GySgt1811 - April 27, 2011, 8:34 am
(Oh, snap! I don't read tags either.)
champ99 - April 26, 2011, 11:57 pm
How many South Americans make a Brazillion?
crankyhead - April 26, 2011, 7:43 pm
And finally, you submit a patent to the patent office for Velcro, and retire as a bazillionaire =)
crankyhead - April 26, 2011, 7:42 pm
First, you radio to Pearl and let them know what's coming. Secondly, you wait for the Zeros to leave the deck, then you sink the Japanese carriers. Thirdly, you get your own bird in the air for a good ol fashioned turkey shoot.
champ99 - April 26, 2011, 7:29 pm
Nuke them since we already will anyway. Hows that for a paradox?
MPsniper - April 26, 2011, 7:26 pm
i remember seeing that winner in the theater.... and wasnt it the Nimitz?
Airman - April 26, 2011, 6:47 pm
yes Gunny.. that's in the tags. But what would YOU do
GySgt1811 - April 26, 2011, 6:47 pm
Make a movie?


BASTOGNE 1944 -


TAGS: wwii battle ofthe bulge
Rating: 4.73/5

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Cloudchaser - May 4, 2011, 11:54 pm
Check out this awesome song about the battle/siege of Bastonge http://youtu.be/Y1qkjzxPOkA


70 YEARS AGO -


TAGS: pearl harbor ussarizona wwii
Rating: 4.59/5

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Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 6:53 am
Mess around with US and you get a Colonel Blimp recidivist for 5 years then take over the world. This is a Motivational poster. For all. (Is that a treble Fail?)
maoworks2 - December 8, 2011, 6:50 pm
Never Forget !
GySgt1811a - December 7, 2011, 8:40 pm
I performed my annual ritual today...I went out and peed on my Avalon's tires. (Lest we forget.)(Oh! And 5 battlewagons raised from the mud at Pearl and capping the "T" at Suriago Strait.)


I WANNA' WII - Well please wait until you are done telling Santa what you want




CHRISTMAS 1944 -


TAGS: 101st airborne bastogne belgium wwii
Rating: 4.73/5

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Marlfox - December 24, 2010, 5:28 pm
I noticed that too.
crankyhead - December 24, 2010, 3:02 pm
last night, for a few hours, everyone was a moderator. you could approve and reject posters at will, you could even ban people if you felt like it. I'm sure that it'll get corrected soon Space. =)
TheTrashHeap - December 24, 2010, 2:29 pm
Banned from voting?
spacedog - December 24, 2010, 2:04 pm
Nice poster Airman. I'd give it 5L but I'm banned from voting. Very good though.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2010, 9:44 am
Because I'm amsome, and my mother makes better spaghetti and meatballs than your mother does.
rerun - December 24, 2010, 9:42 am

now that the glitch has been addressed & fixed, how is that Mooooooooooo is still a mod?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2010, 9:20 am
All hail Mr.M....King of the Internet!!!!
livegrape - December 24, 2010, 9:18 am
cool
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2010, 8:53 am
We are aware of the problem and are taking steps to correct it. Thank you for your concern.
bendarulz - December 24, 2010, 8:50 am
Someone might want to check the system.All the voter I.P.addresses are showing up underneath the photo's.
Cloudchaser - December 24, 2010, 12:23 am
Now I'm thinking of the Sabaton song Uprising
AdmiralAckbar - December 23, 2010, 11:07 pm
Brilliant
agdaniele - December 23, 2010, 9:49 pm
Excellence.
GySgt1811 - December 23, 2010, 1:48 pm
Good one Airman. I think the best present was when the clouds finally broke and Santa rode in on the Thunderbolts. 5 P-47's


BRITAIN VS. GERMANY - I got 20 on the German!


TAGS: ww2 wwii britain germany knife
Rating: 2.17/5

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chase3597 - June 17, 2011, 9:47 pm
i read the reasons why i got banned and i have to say *** to *** **** and i;d hate to get banned just for that
rerun - June 16, 2011, 5:11 pm

welcome back, hope things run more smoothly for you here.
chase3597 - June 16, 2011, 3:18 pm
Wow everybody way to over react oh and by the way I'm back!
house - June 16, 2011, 1:55 am
Whoa man !!!! What an awesome comment thread, this is the best / worst thing i've seen on this site in my short time on here. Hey Forseti - are you really a lawyer ??
classicalkittey69 - June 16, 2011, 1:36 am
tell that to rerun
classicalkittey69 - June 16, 2011, 1:34 am
you banned chase for making a mistake how are you a moderator??? seriously!!!
classicalkittey69 - June 16, 2011, 1:31 am
Who got you involved in this? A.K.A (who did you blow to be a moderator) because i wanna be one!!!
Greeny - May 8, 2011, 11:06 pm
I thought the plug got pulled on this...
chase3597 - May 8, 2011, 10:08 pm
these moderators have too much power
tellitlikeitis - May 7, 2011, 8:53 pm
Boys will be boys, but they won't be men. Job well done to the men who shut this down.
motinet - May 7, 2011, 10:19 am

Already done. It is now illegal for him to access this server. I will report to the authorities and contact his ISP to have his account shutdown for hacking if he continues.
rerun - May 7, 2011, 10:17 am

I am thinking of starting a 800#, telling people my predictions for their future. My first reading is today, here & now......I see a subnet IP ban being implemented
motinet - May 7, 2011, 10:11 am

LOL - dont mess with an admin kid.
scramjetify - May 7, 2011, 8:36 am
(User has been banned and is not allowed to access this server. Doing so is a federal offense and will be reported to the FBI and his ISP)
motinet - May 7, 2011, 8:11 am

Only an idiot tells the SITE OWNER to shut up. BANNED.
Steerage - May 7, 2011, 8:05 am
(User has been banned and is not allowed to access this server. Doing so is a federal offense and will be reported to the FBI and his ISP)
Steerage - May 7, 2011, 7:59 am
(User has been banned and is not allowed to access this server. Doing so is a federal offense and will be reported to the FBI and his ISP)
motinet - May 7, 2011, 7:58 am

Disagreeing is fine, but he was the FIRST person to start name calling, thus starting everything.
Steerage - May 7, 2011, 7:54 am
(User has been banned and is not allowed to access this server. Doing so is a federal offense and will be reported to the FBI and his ISP)
registerinseseconds - May 7, 2011, 1:51 am
agreed
registerinseseconds - May 7, 2011, 1:51 am
that's not what a hatter does at all he fits and makes the hat then sells you the hat
registerinseseconds - May 7, 2011, 1:46 am
he only showed to forseti that active military personnel enjoyed a pic about the brutality of war as most soldiers probably do (at least the ones Ive met anyway)
registerinseseconds - May 7, 2011, 1:43 am
how did he start this other people started posting comments about what they thought and he did the same why does he have to be punished for being the odd one out?
registerinseseconds - May 7, 2011, 1:41 am
how is he not letting others express their opinions? he only stated his and didn't say anything about others opinions.
pzykosiz - May 2, 2011, 10:17 pm
looks like the banhammer's got a bit of a workout lately
rerun - May 2, 2011, 6:27 pm

fo you h8ers....you don't need the "t" after the 8, looks more like hatter. and I would assume you don't mean to buy me a hat.
forseti - May 2, 2011, 4:28 am
You appeal to the freedom of speech but don't let others have their own opinions. Pretty dumb for a 17 year old IMO. Hey, just my freedom of speech... And all of my arguments are valid, I'm a lawyer.
WTFO - May 2, 2011, 1:49 am
Oops, typo: supposed to be "irrational" vs "rational". It's getting late, sorry.
WTFO - May 2, 2011, 1:48 am
One final point on this thread is that the US provides freedom of speech. That doesn't apply in privately owned websites. The owner gets to set the rules. I tried that case on politics and it didn't work out so good. Lesson learned for me. I play nice now
WTFO - May 2, 2011, 1:46 am
So, I'm just trying to sound out the clever user names here. If I sound it out, I get "Rerun Height-ter". Okay, that makes sense, but the other one is "I height t rerun". That one's confusing. Oh well, anger is rational (or good at grammar apparently).
hjbookman - May 2, 2011, 12:34 am
Wow forseti....your mom is calling. Time for your Mac and Cheese and a nap. It's a fuckin' joke....grow up.
Ih8trerun - May 1, 2011, 10:28 pm
YOUR ARUGMENT IS INVALID
Ih8trerun - May 1, 2011, 10:22 pm
First off he's right freedom of speech your abuseing you power and also I'm mexican and I find this funny put your power to use and ban people over real stuff and it shows how low you are if you ban me
RerunH8ter - May 1, 2011, 9:43 pm
And irdc if your a moderator. Go and stop people from posting pornography other than stalking this! Seriously. Be useful!
RerunH8ter - May 1, 2011, 9:35 pm
Rerun! Shut up! It's freedom of speech! First amendment! We have the freedom of speech! Chase did nothing wrong. It's actually pretty funny, the picture is. So stop complaining
rerun - May 1, 2011, 8:53 pm

actually, you did indeed start this crap. Cease & desist any/all comments on this poster and any negativity on any others. End of conversation.
chase3597 - May 1, 2011, 8:36 pm
i didnt start this crap i dont know why people have to make a big deal over a picture just because its in favor of "the bad guy"
Greeny - May 1, 2011, 7:49 pm
See the votes? It's worth dropping the whole thing
chase3597 - May 1, 2011, 7:43 pm
you just made yourself get involved
rerun - May 1, 2011, 6:27 pm

Please don't make me get involved in this.
chase3597 - May 1, 2011, 6:02 pm
and i take offense to the discrimination of Germans
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 29, 2011, 9:21 am
Hey...I take offense at being called stupid!
chase3597 - April 28, 2011, 11:28 pm
you know what i mean you stupid perv
chase3597 - April 28, 2011, 11:26 pm
it says britain vs. germany i got 20 on the german
chase3597 - April 28, 2011, 11:25 pm
crap wrong person ignore that!!! plus what are you talking about?
chase3597 - April 28, 2011, 11:24 pm
you know what i mean you stupid perv
rerun - April 28, 2011, 9:00 pm

You have mentioned that twice now. Maybe if you make posters that reach a broader audience the people here will care, as it stands now you are outnumbered 14765 members to your 4 friends. My money is on Motifake members. Forseti, you only missed by 1 year
pzykosiz - April 28, 2011, 8:52 pm
where is that shown in the pic or the caption. it's just two guys fighting
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2011, 8:43 pm
You take bets on "dudes going at it" that's kinda creepy.
chase3597 - April 28, 2011, 4:27 pm
as am i and no im not 14[+/-2]) im 17 and ive shown this to about four people actively serving and they thought it was hilarious
chase3597 - April 28, 2011, 4:25 pm
its not a bet on the war its a bet on the two dudes goin at it
forseti - April 28, 2011, 1:59 pm
and btw: I'm German ;)
forseti - April 28, 2011, 1:59 pm
Perhaps I would get your kind of humor if I'd know you. Now this is just a picture of two men fighting because of stupid ideology and one of them quite likely won't survive. If you laugh about that, you probably never served (and you're 14 [+/-2]).
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2011, 9:51 am
I'll take that bet, hmmmmmm wars over, you owe me $20
chase3597 - April 28, 2011, 7:58 am
I thought it was funny and so do my buddies and thats all i care about
chase3597 - April 28, 2011, 7:57 am
I thought it was funny and so do my buddies and thats all i care about
forseti - April 28, 2011, 4:15 am
not funny, not even demotivational...


HAPPY ENDINGS - I don't think the story behind this picture has one... not for the bearded guy, anyway.




THE YOUNGEST ARE AROUND 84 NOW -


TAGS: wwii vets
Rating: 4.95/5

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B-17 BOMBERS -


TAGS: wwii allied bombers
Rating: 4.68/5

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ICEMAN - January 31, 2012, 9:44 pm
It's just that he kept punching holes through it with the V1, V2.


THE SOVIET UNION... -


TAGS: coldwar wwiii russia
Rating: 4.3/5

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djrcreative - February 4, 2012, 1:28 am
Sadly, China is now, but we refuse to admit it. And we're too heavily dependent/indebted to them. It's like we sold out to the Soviets. :P


HARDEST PART OF GETTING OLD -


TAGS: wwii vet being honored
Rating: 4.88/5

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GySgt1811a - March 15, 2012, 10:29 pm
Thanks, Ma'am. My dad was a TT gunner in a B-24. 15th Air Force, USAAC. Did 50 missions outa Foggia...gone these 10 years now...
lgvernon - March 15, 2012, 6:46 pm

This was at the going away gathering prior to a WWII Honor Flight. It was so cool watching those old vets get together. I couldn't resist taking a photo of this burly Iraq vet standing to honor his 'fathers' as they passed by.
carebear - March 15, 2012, 6:42 pm
(carebear BANNED)


IWO JIMA - LONGCAT FTW!!!


TAGS: wwii
Rating: 3.28/5

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agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:36 pm
LOL!!


AMERICANS - Was there any in Berlin on may 1945..?


TAGS: americans usa wwii war win vicrory russians
Rating: 2.95/5

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Dman1965 - July 7, 2012, 10:31 pm
i could say the yanks joined in after they sold britain and europe all that steal for maximum profit ... but then again many many great american young men died along with all their allied brothers and sisters to help save this world from nazi tyranny
oaktree - February 17, 2011, 9:37 pm
Keep in mind that Russia was just fighting the Germans on on the Eastern frond by ground and air....ok a little in the sea. Mean while, U.S. was fighting the Germans in the west, south, air and sea....oh yea and fighting the Japan.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 1:42 am
Try to keep it light, ok?
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 1:42 am
Cool your jets a little, Georgi... this is an entertainment site... we'd rather not start a movement here.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:30 am
After 30 million people murdered by those worthless animals, they deserved what we gave them. Every last bit of it.
DreMagnum - February 24, 2010, 11:07 pm
hey oaktree, you mad?
oaktree - February 24, 2010, 11:06 pm
Oh No! It is Culos, the Nazi grammar police. Go fuck your suck cupcake. What the hell do you know about WWII?
culos - February 24, 2010, 5:50 pm
oaktree if you don't know what you're talking about it is better not to comment at all. By the way, your English sucks. In conclusion, leave the Interweb and go back to school. Amen
oaktree - February 24, 2010, 10:44 am
All you people need to read a little more. Eisenhower decided to let the Russians to take Berlin. Because they where fighting German since June of 1941 and they push the German army out of their country.
mallen - July 28, 2009, 7:14 pm
Back to the point of the Poster, Gen. Patton could've been in Berlin long before the Ruskies if he hadn't been ordered to stop. RUssia got Berlin because the rest of the Allies let them. End of debate, now F*** OFF!!!!!
Moog - July 17, 2009, 9:58 pm
Russians: Lend Lease. Learn it. In hindsight we'd have been better off to leave you at the tender mercies of Adolf.
Baron von Tofurkey - June 26, 2009, 3:00 am
meh: "D Day came too late to make a difference..." thank you for letting me read the stupidest, most ignorant statement in the history of humankind. Truly well done. Oh, and um, one other thing...Italy was of vital f*cking importance, u stupid twat.
Meh... - June 14, 2009, 2:59 am
While the brits and the yanks were fighting a couple hundred thousand Germans (split between Africa and Italy), USSR fought 4 million. D-Day came too late to make a difference and both Africa and Italy were of marginal importance.
Meh.. - June 14, 2009, 2:57 am
Eh Americans, then you don't know history, you pull random nonsense out of your ass. As demonstrated by "LogicDude".
Sean - June 2, 2009, 9:26 pm
*grate (I think)
Sean - June 2, 2009, 9:25 pm
AMERICANS They know the secret to great lovin' and great warrin': it's way better to come late, than to come early.
LogicDude - June 2, 2009, 9:19 pm
Why thank you my "greated" parmesan friend! (for the dummies: I know how to spell "grated"...I changed it to "great" to compliment the Cheesemeister!) bye!
Cheeseman - June 2, 2009, 4:40 pm
I have a bookcase of books for the last centuries wars, and iu don't need so say anything cause Logicdude has proved what dumbasses you all are. America was also unofficially helping before 42 with supplies and merchant shipping across the atlantic.
DjaPavlak - May 29, 2009, 11:10 pm
We let Russia take it, let them get revenge on the Facist s.o.b's
LogicDude - April 2, 2009, 3:00 pm
The US suffered 18,000+ casualties on the first day of the invasion of Italy. THAT was a pretty serious meat-grinder. Seems pretty earnest to me.
All American - April 2, 2009, 1:37 pm
You are right but I think what that other guy was saying was that the Americans really got into it "in earnest" on D-Day.
LogicDude - April 2, 2009, 8:54 am
...diverting to the Eastern Front and defeating the Russians - which, if they had been able to divert all manpower and resources, the Germans WOULD have done. Stalin begged for these diversions at the conferences with the rest of the Allied leaders.
LogicDude - April 2, 2009, 8:53 am
Correction to all here...the US entered the war in 1942 against the Germans in North Africa and also in the invasion of Siciliy and then mainland Italy and southern France - all before 1944. It was the operations there that kept German troops from...
Mark - April 1, 2009, 5:31 pm
Learn History - It's nice to know that some one out there knows how to read a book.
Learn History - April 1, 2009, 5:20 pm
The US did contribute to the war! True, not until '44 with a major fighting force. But the US pretty much mobilized the Red Army with the Lend Lease program supplying over 250,000 6x6 trucks among other things. The death toll in the east was massive.
Mark - April 1, 2009, 1:27 pm
weker - You're an idiot, a troll, and a Timmy all rolled into one. STFU and GTFO.
weker - April 1, 2009, 1:27 pm
fuck team effort Americans did nothing in the war to help any of the world
Mark - April 1, 2009, 11:37 am
As for the Soviets winning the European war, I think it was a team effort. They couldn't have done as well as they did without the US fighting the Germans on the Western front and Italy. Hitler's biggest tactical mistake was Operation Barbarossa.
Mark - April 1, 2009, 11:33 am
I can agree that "80% of the German casualties were on the Eastern Front against the Soviets" but to put that into perspective, the Russians started killing Germans on June 22, 1941. Americans didn't start in earnest until June 6, 1944.
Learn History - April 1, 2009, 10:21 am
80% of the German casualties were on the Eastern Front against the Soviets. They won the European war, the US only helped! In Yalta FDR and Churchill agreed with Stalin that the Red Army would take Berlin, the bloodiest battle in history!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 15, 2009, 1:09 am
Have you been to Canada? Everyone really is nice, and that stuff they call 'bacon'? That's not the USA!! Our bacon is smoked and long and stripey, not unsm,oked and...oh god... circular. *sob*
.... - January 14, 2009, 9:48 pm
Canadians didn't do shit in the war. Plus canadians are exactly the fucking same as the US anyway. It's practically the same country, really it is.
american - January 14, 2009, 9:51 am
a western front is the only reason germany couldnt crush russia. Russia was next to germany AMERICANS liberated the rest of europe WHILE fighting the japanese in the pacific..we should have let you all rot in a socialist hell.
americaneagil - December 10, 2008, 6:53 am
so wat we still the bestest cuntry on planit erth. thats why we in the middle of all th maps.
jrrjrs - November 27, 2008, 11:19 pm
Russians get left out, us canadians get left out...face it Americans are greedy,self righteous little assholes who think they won every battle they were in....hmmm that's why your STILL fighting in the middle east....yeah that's cause no one has your bac
eric - November 15, 2008, 12:33 am
it would have tooken us 63 years at most! to make almost everybody talking english, too bad we make their kids make our shoes?(not implying the people at friendly Sears does that)
Sean - November 14, 2008, 1:56 pm
Wow, I'll never understand the war in Vietnam. But thanks for trying, it means you care.
THeDRiZZLe - November 14, 2008, 1:40 pm
OK, time for a quick histroy lesson everyone. The Allies agreed to let the Russians take Berlin. The western Allies could ahve made a run for it too, but Stalin wanted it. The war betwen Germany and Russia was personal. Talking trash over this is tard
Great Mother Russia - November 13, 2008, 4:15 am
I was under the distinct impression that we're speaking Russian *DESPITE* the Yanks!
Hitler - October 16, 2008, 6:06 pm
One more warning and then I'm calling the Gestapo! OFF my lawn NOW!
B - October 16, 2008, 3:40 pm
Russia beat us to the city but we were tied up with the rest of Germany.
Akyoyo - September 3, 2008, 12:59 pm
it's actually called Farsi, and what does Persia have to do with this?
RnR - September 2, 2008, 5:20 am
Also, the german U-boats were hitting the US coasts : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Happy_Time
RnR - September 2, 2008, 5:17 am
The Atlantic Charter... then Pearl Harbour. Look it up.
Shtoink - September 2, 2008, 3:20 am
the germans didnt attack us so why did we bother helping europe anyway?
Dave - September 1, 2008, 4:05 pm
Russians, were there any in Rome or Tokyo?
Hitler - September 1, 2008, 3:35 pm
Hey! You kids get off my lawn!
killersheep - August 31, 2008, 8:35 am
hey sparky those are russians in the picture. they were on our side.
SuperSparky - August 31, 2008, 8:11 am
No, we were too busy liberating the rest of Europe from the assholes in Berlin. Sorry we missed that one. Stop your whining, without Americans you'd all be speaking Russian or German, or even Pharsie.


LT EDDIE ALBERT, USNR - You might remember him as a comic actor. But to the 47 Marines he rescued off the Beach at Tarawa, under heavy fire, he probably looked like a Guardian Angel




IN 5 SECONDS - This Wiitard won't have a girlfriend


TAGS: wiitard
Rating: 3.33/5

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aesop's folly - November 20, 2009, 8:47 am
oh my god, first, if that was me, it would be xbox360, second, it would have been paused 5 minutes before and fun would have been had lets say


HISTORY -




ROYAL FLYOVER -


TAGS: wwii airplanes royal wedding
Rating: 4.5/5

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Derek - April 30, 2011, 7:14 am
What music should play to the Tornadoes and Eurofighters that followed?
GySgt1811 - April 29, 2011, 5:38 pm
"Never in the field of human conflict have so many owed so much to so few." God, how I love that irascible old bastard.
Airman - April 29, 2011, 5:06 pm
I was watching this morning when they flew over. I was waiting for air sirens, and for Churchill to appear
GySgt1811 - April 29, 2011, 4:54 pm
My goodness, Airman! I had no idea there was a Lanc still airworthy! I wonder who flew it? Great pic. 5 Biggin Hills landings


WII FIT - A brand new Excuse to not go outside!




WII RESORT - because you're too poor to afford a real vacation




AMERICA - Thinking they singlehandedly won WWII.


TAGS: wwii america
Rating: 2.53/5

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MO - February 24, 2010, 11:24 pm
Yeah Canada, Maths is not a timmys strong point.
CANADA - February 24, 2010, 11:20 pm
but he sure is good at math!
MO - February 24, 2010, 11:19 pm
You're off to a fabulous start oaktree. 5 comments and every one is a bunch of negative BS on posters that are a year old.
oaktree - February 24, 2010, 11:10 pm
You jackass. It is the big companies that start sending U.S jobs to Japan in the 1970s. Guess what, we only account about %30 of Germany deaths. Guess who has %80?
culos - February 24, 2010, 5:47 pm
First of all this belongs at Politifake, secondly, oaktree go back to school, without the US all of us in Europe would still be speaking German, and Japan won the war, just look around you (cars/electronics/cartoons/....)
oaktree - February 24, 2010, 10:48 am
Americans where weak when enter WWI. They where forced into war WWII. The only war they won was against the Japs.
Chopperliscious - November 28, 2009, 7:36 am
sandman, Adam was talking about world war one...
xsandman.32 - November 28, 2009, 6:43 am
...because the Axis was winning until December 7, 1941 when they officially pissed of America. Do some research, the tide of the war turned at the beginning of 1942, just as America entered WWII
Adam - June 17, 2009, 12:44 am
"America" didnt enter WWI until late 1917, and barely made any contribution to winning the war. In fact, the two most prominent allied countries in WWI were Canada and Britain. Yup, Canada did what no one else could. We took Vimy Ridge.


/ BLOODRAYNE / - The REAL reason why NAZI Germany lost the war.


TAGS: bloodrayne ww2 wwii war nazi germany rnr
Rating: 2.42/5

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untersturmfurher - September 3, 2009, 12:39 pm
im lucky i was in that war
yon - November 13, 2008, 12:34 am
hawt


WII - Outselling PS3 by two-to-one despite lacking the "next-gen" graphics, extra features, and reasonable game library.


TAGS: wii ps3
Rating: 2.23/5

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Culos - February 25, 2009, 4:20 am
And whom exactly gives a flying fuck??? We got Motifake!
Sam Dalton - February 25, 2009, 4:06 am
Just to clarify for those that can't understand English all that well, "reasonable game library" was part of the list of things Wii DOESN'T have. At least one guy didn't catch that when submitting a response poster.
john doe - October 21, 2008, 7:10 am
360 says....two of you...two balls...get on'em.....microsoft rules YOU!


BECAUSE IT'S CHEAP - Reasonable =/= Good


TAGS: wii bad
Rating: 1.88/5
Acerbus - June 12, 2009, 8:33 pm
PS3 has a game library? Maybe a little shelf...
Sam Dalton - February 25, 2009, 3:58 am
The "reasonable" was referencing PS3, numb nuts. It was saying Wii lacked a reasonably decent software library. You just dissed the PS3 library by saying "reasonable does not equal good".
barockeva - November 13, 2008, 9:40 pm
They may be cheap but they're also flying off the shelves. For the first year you couldnt find them anywhere cus they sold so fast.
Spoon - November 6, 2008, 4:51 am
360 dropped to $249 for the basic model so there goes that argument.
yon - October 7, 2008, 2:26 am
no because its fun as hell to play no matter how bad the game is


SILVER WII - No , it still sucks




PRETEXTS - Everyone of them is good to show your piercing.


TAGS: piercing pretexts wii wiimote chicken taste pretext
Rating: 1.84/5

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Porcelina - September 29, 2008, 7:59 pm
So tongue rings can make anyone sexy now, huh?
Katie - July 20, 2008, 6:01 pm
Who is that boy? hes sexy whoever he is


PICA-SCREW - Giving you His Wii..... When it happens you will know.




PERSEVERENCE - In the Face of Great Danger, You must Show even greater, the ability to Persevere.




GENUIS - This guy used a rations box to keep his muzzle clean.


TAGS: genuis wwii first infantry
Rating: 3.48/5

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Noobcakez - December 30, 2009, 11:53 pm
I know how to spell genius. It was just a simple typo. I didn't check what I did. You still get the joke. No need for trolling.
Da5id - December 30, 2009, 3:16 pm
No grammar Nazi's for the title word?... meh... trap?
rerun - December 29, 2009, 8:50 pm

a lot of miltary use condoms to keep "xyz" out of their weapons. non-lube type standard issue is some parts of the world just for that purpose.
The Goat - December 29, 2009, 8:48 pm
The Canadian army routinely uses condoms for this purpose. If you want to believe our troops are extra-horny that's OK but they really do work for keeping dirt out of the muzzle!


CHOICES - Which one would be best to play Symphonic Orchestra or Opera Hero?


TAGS: rnr xbox playstation wii vintage
Rating: 3.17/5

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Bakstabr - July 17, 2010, 12:37 am
For me I have to say the pictures are great choices. Gives it a nice "older" feel to it and the captions are a nice touch.


YOGA -


TAGS: wiifit an eighty dollar scale
Rating: 3/5

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bonecd - July 10, 2009, 12:02 am
Yes!


SUPER MARIO BROS. WII - Multiplayer mode AKA Impending Domestic Violence Mode AKA Divorce Mode


TAGS: wii super mario
Rating: 2.92/5

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Ed-Hyde - December 30, 2010, 5:50 pm
I think it's dislocated..
CANADA - December 30, 2010, 3:00 pm
top right, is that someones knee?


SO... - What time did those friendly girls from the street corner say they'd be here with the keg?




ANIMAL ABUSE - and you thought dog-fighting was torture...




DR. SEUSS - I bet you didn't know how he became famous?


TAGS: dr seuss history japan wwii
Rating: 2.79/5

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Gath - May 20, 2011, 7:03 am
yep, it is factual!
rerun - February 10, 2010, 4:00 pm

for example, if this is factual it makes a good poster. Not funny in my opinion, but good anyway based on the historical content
Derek - February 7, 2010, 3:03 am
I daresay he'd've winced at some parts of his portfolio


WII AND XBOX 360 - BOTH out selling the PS3 and with more games.




AXIS & ALLIES -




"NEXT-GEN" - These are not them. (Hint: They are "current-gen".)




VIDEO GAME INDUSTRY - I think it's time to rethink some things.


TAGS: video game nintendo sony microsoft xbox ps3 wii
Rating: 1.86/5

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Karnal - January 21, 2011, 2:22 am
I hate to be the one to point this out, and NINTENDO games DO suck... but they ARE the most sold and most highly valued games and systems on the market, so all you Microsoft fags and Sony fucks ... can piss off. MARIO FTW!
Danielrp34 - May 4, 2009, 6:07 pm
OHHH, So that's why all of them woop Nintendo's ass. I see clearly now.
Bob Chin - March 9, 2009, 2:21 pm
Ok, I think it's time to rethink some things too, but the video game industry is about 3,509th on the list. Numbers and bar graphs, make up lies and tell me nothing.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 12, 2009, 11:46 pm
Yeah, it's called Amerivember. Look, our date writing convention is somewhat inverted from other parts of the world, but I have no trouble figuring out dates from elsewhere, especially if a '31' is involved.
Anonymous - January 12, 2009, 8:52 pm
There's a 31st month?
RnR - September 22, 2008, 5:49 am
yeah, but the whole $15/mo does not go to vivendi and it has to be offset agains running costs and previous and current development, etc, etc Besides, you dont want the taxman to think you are making LOTS of money :)
Shtoink - September 22, 2008, 1:39 am
i dont think this is accurate really. vivendi owns blizzard and blizzard has 5mil people playing world of warcraft for $15/mo and that is roughly 900mil a year


ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS - For the new age.


TAGS: xbox 360 playstation wii rock paper scissors
Rating: 1.68/5

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TrueX - February 28, 2009, 1:58 am
360 I need to swear and yell at as many people I can on XBL. PS3 I Have a BluRay player that plays 2 games and am mostly likely a Sony fanboy. Wii I play WiiSports for 20mins before I realize I look like an idiot. ALL If I bitch about which is best DIAF
TrueX - February 28, 2009, 1:47 am
I think you got that swapped Culos, 360 is for when you have friends on the Internet and PS3 is for when you have no friends.
xxx - February 22, 2009, 5:14 pm
all you get is a stupid piece of boulder
Culos - February 10, 2009, 2:16 pm
I wish it did, that would be value for money, but seriously 360 is for when you have no friends at all, PS3 for if you have friends somewhere on the Internet and the Wii for when you have real friends. Go figure in which category you belong...
Berge - February 10, 2009, 2:05 pm
I think we can all agree that the Wii sucks.
Schifty - December 15, 2008, 12:39 pm
no 360's better
drac666 - November 30, 2008, 1:31 am
PS3 IS THE BEST!!!!


MARKETING - So very close...


TAGS: wii games fail
Rating: 1.48/5

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WII - When you can't afford a PS3


TAGS: wii ps3
Rating: 1.41/5

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MasterMorality - December 1, 2009, 8:54 pm
XBox - for all the red ring issues it's still better than a blue ray player with a games console strapped to the side.
Agnostic - June 4, 2009, 4:04 am
Wii and all its accessories (including the useless and magical ones) cost more than a PS3. PS3 still expensive!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 28, 2008, 12:44 pm
Looks like Apple finally put out an iToaster.


WII - ...strikes back




war -


TAGS: military army wwii
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 3, 2016, 1:45 am
Maginot or Siegfried?
Silverheart - December 3, 2016, 12:19 am

This would also look real nice over at Military Lolz. Jus sayin


THE ABIDING TRAGEDY OF WAR -




Your Absence -


TAGS: war military army navy wwii
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - March 8, 2016, 2:11 am
Thank you. :)
Greybeard - March 8, 2016, 2:11 am
Still got a few up my sleeve.
Rick69 - March 7, 2016, 12:59 pm
Here we see the lesser spotted "class act" in its natural habitat...
MissPriss - March 7, 2016, 12:00 pm
HTG! I was just thinking about where you are last night and BAM here you are. Tonight I'm gonna wonder about where my lottery winnings could be...teehee. Nice uppity return Grey!


Greatest Casualty -




DECEMBER 7, 1941 - "A date that will live in infamy" An ultimate fail for Japan




VICTORY! - Congradulations, Colorado, Oregon & Washington.




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